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Monday, May 8, 2017

Dating Advice 101

This is the best dating advice I've ever been given:
If you see a boy with a snapback, run.
If he wears a beanie, be careful.

Dating advice I'll give you:

If he has perfect classic slick-back hair that looks like this, get away.

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If he doesn't wear a hat, he's a maybe but watch out for how he styles his hair.
If he looks "too-good-to-be-true" or like a perfect Tumblr boy, run away.
If he is more than averagely fit, be careful.
If he talks to a lot of girls or posts lots of pictures with girls, don't pursue him.
If you don't like his friends, don't bother.
If you have a gut feeling that he is a jerk, run away and don't look back.
It's better to be alone than to be with the wrong person. I've had to learn a lot of these the hard way and it was not fun.
Learn from me and save yourself some heartbreak.

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